So yesterday was an EXTREMELY great day. Want to know why? Of course you do!
I’ll tell you.
I was reunited with Bruce! Who is Bruce? ONLY THE COOLEST VEHICLE IN THE WORLD!!! (x10) I’ve had Bruce for a little over a year now, but yesterday was the first time in a month that I was able to drive/hug my lovely vehicle. You see, the day after Christmas, I was driving to work and was part of a five car pile up! But before you freak, out I just want you to know that it was in no way my fault because I am a GREAT driver.
No really! (Please disregard any comments that differ with this true statement.) So, let’s just do a little recap of what went down that day.
I was jammin’ in my car to to some Ashlee Simpson (don’t judge, the song “Boyfriend” puts me in a good mood) just heading to the mall from my “home home”, which is like an hour and a half drive, and I’m seriously like two stoplights away from the mall when all of a sudden my head banging session is abruptly interrupted by the startling stop of the car in front of me. I go “oh snap!” and slam on the breaks. I then wipe my forehead in relief after successfully making the stop without rear-ending the cute little blue car in front of me. (It wasn’t as near as cute as my car though). I braced myself for the impact of the SUV behind me, who’s lips I could read as she slammed on the breaks. (let’s just say she didn’t say “oh snap”) Luckily, she was able to stop without hitting me. I was just about to start jammin’ out again, when BAM!!!!!! the car behind her ran right into her, causing her SUV to smash into me and poor Bruce. This caused me to hit cute blue car and caused them to hit the jeep in front of them. DOMINO EFFECT.. or is it affect? Anyway, I seriously was QUITE upset when I realized Bruce was severely injured. All because the jeep in front decided at the last possible second NOT to run the red light they had started running, and then because freakin car number five decided to just not pay attention. MY LIFE WAS RUINED! I, of course, called my mom very upset. I then called my boyfriend, who told me to just stay in the car so I didn’t get hit by some other vehicle while I was out walking around. (Because I would walk out in front of moving cars. Thanks Sam.) Just kidding, he was just being a good boyfriend.
By this time, the whip lash was definitely starting to kick in. I could only imagine how the two little fragile old ladies in cute blue car were feeling. I mean, their car had to be towed because I tore off their whole back bumper! After an awkward conversation with the cop, I made a U-turn (under the cop’s watchful eye) and went to the gas station, only to have another awkward conversation with him. And I don’t mean awkward as in he was like hitting on me or something creepy/awkward like that, but you see, I was just so traumatized that my BEAUTIFUL car was demolished that I could just not comprehend anything he was saying. I would reply to his questions or comments with answers that made ZERO sense and probably sounded like this “ahseeyano.” The look on his face was usually something like “oh God, I don’t know if I should let this freak back on the road.” After the awkward conversation was over, I went in to pay for my gas. At the cash register there were two people. One ,an elderly lady, and then some dude who was probably my age.
“How nice of that cop to help you fix your tail light!” the lady said.
I looked at her confused.
“Wasn’t he helping you fix your tail light?”
“Uh, it’s more than my tail light that needs fixin’. I was just part of a five car pile up,” I responded choking up thinking of poor Bruce :’(
She replied with something along the lines of “Oh no!” Then the dude was like “Oh man, well if it makes you feel any better, I hit a deer last weekend.”
“No it doesn’t,” I said.
“Ok, well I hope your day gets better,” he said with sad eyes.
I don’t really know what I said in response, and I’m pretty sure they didn’t really know what I said either.
Then it was back to my hometown in my now deformed car. I was going to let my parents take care of taking it to the car fixin’ place and all that jazz. I’m young and dumb. I don’t know anything about that stuff. I was no longer head banging to some “good mood” music. I was getting all tearing eyed to some soft slow depressing tunes. Sad day.
But to make my day better, my boyfriend bought me some chicken strips and ice cream. (everyone say awwww.
) FYI, I freakin love chicken strips and ice cream. Did I say I love them? Correction, I’M OBSESSED WITH THEM!
But anyways, I’m just so flippin happy to have Bruce in my life again. That one month apart was dreadful. I was so depressed. I mean, I had to drive my sister’s car everywhere. And she drives a G6. Can you say LAME?! Plus I can’t even see out the window because it’s like I’m driving a freakin’ spaceship.
Btw, if you’re wondering, my car is named after Bruce Wayne.
Meet Bruce:

